Top 10 Ghetto Rigs

I found these images on Failblog.org under the 'There I Fixed It' section. Very well titled, I must say.  I always appreciate a nice ghetto rig when I see one. These made my favorite list. A few I might even consider to be genius.

Age Four and All Boy

Meet my nephew, Lucas. He's four, not three. He loves anything that involves dirt and I've never seen him in a clean shirt. In this video he is digging for dragon teeth. Watching kids being kids always makes me smile. Too many kids grow up without having ever searched for a single dragon tooth. This is a sad fact.

Tina Fey-The Mother's Prayer For Her Daughter

First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.

May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.

When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half and stick with Beer.

Guide her, protect her
 
When crossing the street, stepping onto boats, swimming in the ocean, swimming in pools, walking near pools, standing on the subway platform, crossing 86th Street, stepping off of boats, using mall restrooms, getting on and off escalators, driving on country roads while arguing, leaning on large windows, walking in parking lots, riding Ferris wheels, roller-coasters, log flumes, or anything called “Hell Drop,” “Tower of Torture,” or “The Death Spiral Rock ‘N Zero G Roll featuring Aerosmith,” and standing on any kind of balcony ever, anywhere, at any age.

Epic Fail

Some of my favorite 'FAIL' pictures.

I found them on a pretty sweet website called Uber Humor. 

Urban Dictionary Favorites

I have compiled a list of some of my favorite Urban Dictionary definitions. Call me a giant geek, but this stuff makes me giggle and I like to giggle. 

Social Chameleon-someone who changes the way they interact with people depending on who they're with.

If You Will-a phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent.

Hype Aversion-rejection of an insanely popular idea, game, show, place etc. simply because it is so insanely popular.

Arch Douche-the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.

Boregasm-the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Premature Exasperation-becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.

When The Economy Picks Up -common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:

1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "mañana.")
3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.

• There's no point in looking for a job until the economy picks up. 

• I'll start my business when the economy picks up.

• Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up.

Giggle Time

Like to laugh? Watch the video.