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- Sometimes when I'm rapping in my car I hold my cell phone up to my ear so that people just assume that I'm having an argument with someone.
- Today I googled, "How to Twitter" because I'm actually overwhelmed with the confusion of it.
- I'm currently stalker-less and it depresses me.
- My first celebrity crush was Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
- My second was Neve Campbell
- Sometimes I leave just enough toilet paper on the roll intentionally because I don't want to change it.
- When people chew with their mouth open I envision myself smashing eggs on their head. Something about watching egg yolk drip down their face helps to keep me calm.
- I've asked for a price check on multiple items that I knew rang up right just to annoy a rude cashier.
- I think that spanking your children is a lost art.
- I feel inclined to vomit when people breathe extremely heavily while eating.
- The first thing I notice in someone's house it the cleanliness of their floorboards.
- I'm addicted to "Words With Friends" on my itouch. (It's basically the same as scrabble)
- When someone repeatedly plays long words that I don't know I instantly assume they're cheating.
- I translate nearly everything people say to me into a movie quote or song lyric.
- Teeter-Totters scare me to a point of nausea.
- I think Bill Clinton is a pretty cool guy that just happened to make a pretty big mistake.
- The sound of George Bush's voice makes me want to claw my skin off.
- I only shave the exposed parts of my legs when I wear jeans with holes in the knees.
- Sometimes I stare at a persons nose just to see how long it will take them to go into an "Oh my gosh, I have a booger" panic.
- I intentionally stomp around my apartment anytime I'm up before 9am because I despise the people that live below us.
- The movie Free Willy still makes me cry.
- I have songs from the Labyrinth soundtrack on my itouch.
- Boo from Monsters Inc made me want to have children.
- When a person consistently speaks in double negatives, I assume that they are ignorant and small minded.
- People that whine about everything make my blood boil.
- When I meet a person that doesn't find Will Ferrell to be humorous, I automatically assume that they must not have a sense of humor...at all.
- Roseanne and The Wonder Years were a big part of my life growing up.
- I wrecked my first car at age 7.
- I had my first hangover before I started kindergarten.
- Scab picking is absolutely disgusting and I'm so guilty of it.
- The need to chop all of my hair off was driven from not wanting men to hit on me anymore. I think this is a fairly common reason behind most lesbians haircuts.
- I hate encouraging stereotypes, but sometimes it's just easier to give in.
- Tom Cruise does NOT deserve to have Katie Holmes or her adorable half smile.
- I have a small addiction to motivational books.
- I eat season salt straight from the shaker.
- Circuses really tick me off. Clowns just don't do anything for me and I don't understand how that type of animal cruelty isn't illegal.
- When I was a kid I ironed my money.
- I use to have garage sales with items I dug up from other peoples trash when I was younger. I bought a $200 bike with that trash digging money :)
- I can turn just about anything into a competition.
- I use to steal cigarettes from my older sister (who use to steal them from my mom) and take them to school in a harmonica case where I would sell them for $1 each.
1 comments:
Oh! There are so many confessions that I could tell! but....
I'll release just 3 confessions today and see how I feel about it before posting anymore.. lol:)
Confession #1. I miss being the 'go to' girl for my friends that need advice..
Confession #2. I have WAY more of a drive for others to succeed than I do for myself, and I'm not sure why that is...
Confession #3. I used to pray that Jesus wouldn't appear to me... lol.
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