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    Monday, May 9, 2011

    Urban Dictionary Favorites

    I have compiled a list of some of my favorite Urban Dictionary definitions. Call me a giant geek, but this stuff makes me giggle and I like to giggle. 

    Social Chameleon-someone who changes the way they interact with people depending on who they're with.

    If You Will-a phrase overused by those trying to sound sophisticated and/or intelligent.

    Hype Aversion-rejection of an insanely popular idea, game, show, place etc. simply because it is so insanely popular.

    Arch Douche-the title given to someone high on the corporate ladder, in a position of authority, etc. who is also a douchebag.

    Boregasm-the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

    Premature Exasperation
    -becoming upset about something before knowing all (or any) of the details.

    When The Economy Picks Up
    -common beginning or ending to a sentence. It can serve to:
    1. provide an excuse for why one has not yet done something.
    2. suggest a vague intention of doing something later (similar to how Spanish speakers use the word "maƱana.")
    3. add minimal credibility to an idea that is a pipe dream.
    • There's no point in looking for a job until the economy picks up. 
    • I'll start my business when the economy picks up.
    • Unemployment levels will go back down to the levels they were in the late 1990s when the economy picks up.