My Confessions

1. Sometimes when I'm rapping in my car I hold my cell phone up to my ear so that people just assume that I'm having an argument with someone.
2. Today I googled, "How to Twitter" because I'm actually overwhelmed with the confusion of it. 
3. I'm currently stalker-less and it depresses me. 
4. My first celebrity crush was Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
5. My second was Neve Campbell
6. Sometimes I leave just enough toilet paper on the roll intentionally because I don't want to change it. 
7. When people chew with their mouth open I envision myself smashing eggs on their head. Something about watching egg yolk drip down their face helps to keep me calm. 
8. I've asked for a price check on multiple items that I knew rang up right just to annoy a rude cashier.
9. I think that spanking your children is a lost art.
10. I feel inclined to vomit when people breathe extremely heavily while eating.
11. The first thing I notice in someone's house it the cleanliness of their floorboards. 
12. I'm addicted to "Words With Friends" on my itouch. (It's basically the same as scrabble)
13. When someone repeatedly plays long words that I don't know I instantly assume they're cheating.
14. I translate nearly everything people say to me into a movie quote or song lyric.
15. Teeter-Totters scare me to a point of nausea.
16. I think Bill Clinton is a pretty cool guy that just happened to make a pretty big mistake. 
17. The sound of George Bush's voice makes me want to claw my skin off. 
18. I only shave the exposed parts of my legs when I wear jeans with holes in the knees.
19. Sometimes I stare at a persons nose just to see how long it will take them to go into an "Oh my gosh, I have a booger" panic. 
20. I intentionally stomp around my apartment anytime I'm up before 9am because I despise the people that live below us. 
21. The movie Free Willy still makes me cry.
22. I have songs from the Labyrinth soundtrack on my itouch.
23. Boo from Monsters Inc made me want to have children.
24. When a person consistently speaks in double negatives, I assume that they are ignorant and small minded.
25. People that whine about everything make my blood boil.
26. When I meet a person that doesn't find Will Ferrell to be humorous, I automatically assume that they must not have a sense of humor...at all.
27. Roseanne and The Wonder Years were a big part of my life growing up.
28. I wrecked my first car at age 7.
29. I had my first hangover before I started kindergarten.
30. Scab picking is absolutely disgusting and I'm so guilty of it. 
31. The need to chop all of my hair off was driven from not wanting men to hit on me anymore. I think this is a fairly common reason behind most lesbians haircuts.
32. I hate encouraging stereotypes, but sometimes it's just easier to give in.
33. Tom Cruise does NOT deserve to have Katie Holmes or her adorable half smile.
34. I have a small addiction to motivational books.
35. I eat season salt straight from the shaker. 
36. Circuses really tick me off. Clowns just don't do anything for me and I don't understand how that type of animal cruelty isn't illegal.
37. When I was a kid I ironed my money.
38. I use to have garage sales with items I dug up from other peoples trash when I was younger. I bought a $200 bike with that trash digging money :)
39. I can turn just about anything into a competition. 
40. I use to steal cigarettes from my older sister (who use to steal them from my mom) and take them to school in a harmonica case where I would sell them for $1 each.